Iron Man

 

Iron Man Suit


This film is nothing short of ownage. We liked it so much that we went and watched it again, and paid full price. The absence of orange Wednesday wouldn’t stop us from admiring that shiny suit which could blast tanks to kingdom come with toothpicks. We still couldn’t get enough of it so we went to look for more Iron Man material, from screensavers to bedspreads, and in the process we discovered that there was A WHOLE EXTRA SCENE at the end!
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Huewy on June 29th 2008 in Stuff

Game Theft Auto

 

GTA 4 Game Banner

 

Hay guys wat r going on? Teh new gaem GTA4 is out n it luks so ko0l u th1ink i thikn its aw3som cuz U c4n shoot peepul n kik there nuts in and steel n e car n be c00l for reel rofl :D. U C, u ca’nt tryed that in RL bcuz ther is no respawn . N e weys i buyed it online from Game u know, teh pink sign shop n wen i got it rite teh cd w/scrateched n i cudn’t pley. So 2day i wentt to the shop in city centar and told this fat pig behind the count3r lisen i gots to sh00t som peepol rofl n drive cars u p00r ass cn never aff0rd n stuff lololllolol but u give me broked game n i cnt do that so she said th4t we r not gonna giv u another 1 :’(. Wtf rite, so i told her u gave me broken gaem so u fix it, i alreddy paid £40!!!1!!one1!. so oinky tells me that she w1ll clean cd for me, better then nothing, so i said k. Tehn the f4t nooblet said £2.99 i was liek omgwtfbbq angry face!!1eleven11!! n crouch jumped str8 out teh shop.

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pwnerer on May 7th 2008 in Noob Bashing

The Joys of Travel

 

Train Ticket

 

As you may already know, we no longer have the privilege of a spacious, cool, at-your-own-time-and-speed set of wheels. This means back to cramped trains that get over stuffed. But we have a way of entertaining ourselves (these chronicles may be published later). Having paid £37, you’d think we’d have some service for it other than a platform where you have to stand for 3.5 hours, and change at 2 or sometimes 3 stops. It’s bad enough when there’s no delay, but at least we won’t be struggling at Taqwa’s leg strengthening tarawees. It really is a privilege to get a seat sometimes, especially when where standing in the part connecting carriages pondering on what a seat once was. Not a few trips back, the 4 of us decided to switch trains and jump into one that was waiting to depart. We got to this one earlier than most people but found all the seats with a “reserved card” on them. Pretty lame joke cards we thought, and sat down. We got ready to laugh together at the people that might come to claim their lame joke cards, and played the 300 scene out loud; “THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE! Etc..” for all noobs to hear and know.

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Huewy on May 7th 2008 in BR-CP

Cuz I Haz skill

All teh no0bs wants to own, but not all can. Loads of theories and explanations are out there but 2 of the most overpowered reasons y no0bs are the prey and not teh predator iz cuz: 

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Wraith1uk on March 12th 2008 in Noob Bashing

Most Expensive and Dangerous Rollercoaster Ride Ever

Long queues, waiting around for ages and people annoying you by cutting in… These are a few things that come with the most thrilling rides. But what we experienced was on a different level. In preparation for this nightmarish incident, I bought a 12 month tax disc, £180. Prior to this, the vehicle was inspected and serviced for a charge of £220. Then we set off with a topped up tank, roughly £40, all within 2 weeks before the “slip”.

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Huewy on March 10th 2008 in BR-CP, NFB

A Cracking Story

It seemed an age the last time we had eggs for breakfast. We had the urge to eat eggs a few weeks back but were unable to as there never seemed to be enough time in the mornings, even with every minute calculated to get ready and set of to uni, the 2 minutes teeth brushing to 4.5 seconds shoe lace tying, we could just not wake up that few extra minutes for the good ol’ andaa bread. So we had to make do with eating dinner in the morning and breakfast at night. At this time, eating this rare Bradford commodity seemed somewhat refreshing, but lacked timing as we really needed this refreshment in the morning, were we’d doze of in, I mean pay attention in lectures.

What we really needed was some sort of an incentive. So the next time we went shopping, we had an extra shopping list filled solely with omelette ingredients, and here we went searching for the eggs worthy of such a list.

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Huewy on March 8th 2008 in BR-CP

Pwnaged

LoL sup guyz, so like this is my 1st post and stuff, wow im on the internet and like this site is really kool, do u think its kool? I think its so kool, wow zomg this site is like uber kewl, like teh bbest site out there. so I gotz like so many diff usernames u know and thats all pwnage and stuff but over here Im Wraith1uk, thats like my gamertag lollololollololllolol.

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Wraith1uk on March 5th 2008 in Noob Bashing

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