Total Ownage

Hay guys wat r going on? Teh new gaem GTA4 is out n it luks so ko0l u th1ink i thikn its aw3som cuz U c4n shoot peepul n kik there nuts in and steel n e car n be c00l for reel rofl :D. U C, u ca’nt tryed that in RL bcuz ther is no respawn . N e weys i buyed it online from Game u know, teh pink sign shop n wen i got it rite teh cd w/scrateched n i cudn’t pley. So 2day i wentt to the shop in city centar and told this fat pig behind the count3r lisen i gots to sh00t som peepol rofl n drive cars u p00r ass cn never aff0rd n stuff lololllolol but u give me broked game n i cnt do that so she said th4t we r not gonna giv u another 1 :’(. Wtf rite, so i told her u gave me broken gaem so u fix it, i alreddy paid £40!!!1!!one1!. so oinky tells me that she w1ll clean cd for me, better then nothing, so i said k. Tehn the f4t nooblet said £2.99 i was liek omgwtfbbq angry face!!1eleven11!! n crouch jumped str8 out teh shop.

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As you may already know, we no longer have the privilege of a spacious, cool, at-your-own-time-and-speed set of wheels. This means back to cramped trains that get over stuffed. But we have a way of entertaining ourselves (these chronicles may be published later). Having paid £37, you’d think we’d have some service for it other than a platform where you have to stand for 3.5 hours, and change at 2 or sometimes 3 stops. It’s bad enough when there’s no delay, but at least we won’t be struggling at Taqwa’s leg strengthening tarawees. It really is a privilege to get a seat sometimes, especially when where standing in the part connecting carriages pondering on what a seat once was. Not a few trips back, the 4 of us decided to switch trains and jump into one that was waiting to depart. We got to this one earlier than most people but found all the seats with a “reserved card” on them. Pretty lame joke cards we thought, and sat down. We got ready to laugh together at the people that might come to claim their lame joke cards, and played the 300 scene out loud; “THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE! Etc..” for all noobs to hear and know.

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