Total Ownage

So you’ve come to check out the most ownage site in the whole wide world. If you’re a noob like most people” then you probably don’t understand what “ownage” is. But to know the true meaning of “ownage”, you should also know what a “noob” is. If you don’t know what a noob is then simply look into a mirror and there will be one standing looking right at you. So onto “ownage”… a dictionary definition would say something like this:

Definition: the state of owning something; ownership (dictionary.com)

So you see that this site has ownership over something, but what? I hear you say. Well… everything. That’s right, everything. A more analytical and in-depth look at the use of this metaphor would tell us that this is the most captivating, enthralling, strikingly beyond comparison website ever that has owned the world wide web, the world and most importantly you.

Now why has this site been addressed as “pwnerage”? Well the guy who went about buying the domain commonly misspelled “ownage”. Look at your keyboard, the “P” is too close to the “O” and is often hit instead of “O”. Also, he didn’t get an “A” in his GCSE English like he said; in fact we don’t think he even went school so he now lives in the garbage disposal room in floor -1 at his rightful places as a dustbin man.

You want to know more about the owners of ownage, the most ownage site in the world? We are students who reside in the centre of druggy ridden, supercar driven Bradford. We are a delegation of the WW “clan” from southern England. We live in an ownage apartment that has the finest equipment set-up and go to the University of Bradford, where we own even more. We write about almost anything and we give you the readership, the privilege of viewing. But beware, as Pedro Guerrero once said, “sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean”, well we sometimes write what we write? And not what we mean.

This site is part of the NFB group. If you don’t know what that is it’s because you’re not a WW family member. But I will tell you that the favourite pastimes of WW include football and total chilling, and were not short of the latter here in our Bradford Command Post.

Enough explaining, theres noobs to own.