Total Ownage

Hay guys wat r going on? Teh new gaem GTA4 is out n it luks so ko0l u th1ink i thikn its aw3som cuz U c4n shoot peepul n kik there nuts in and steel n e car n be c00l for reel rofl :D. U C, u ca’nt tryed that in RL bcuz ther is no respawn . N e weys i buyed it online from Game u know, teh pink sign shop n wen i got it rite teh cd w/scrateched n i cudn’t pley. So 2day i wentt to the shop in city centar and told this fat pig behind the count3r lisen i gots to sh00t som peepol rofl n drive cars u p00r ass cn never aff0rd n stuff lololllolol but u give me broked game n i cnt do that so she said th4t we r not gonna giv u another 1 :’(. Wtf rite, so i told her u gave me broken gaem so u fix it, i alreddy paid £40!!!1!!one1!. so oinky tells me that she w1ll clean cd for me, better then nothing, so i said k. Tehn the f4t nooblet said £2.99 i was liek omgwtfbbq angry face!!1eleven11!! n crouch jumped str8 out teh shop.

So guyzs, i wasnn gonna giv up so eezy rite u cant be s0 pro by giving up… so i went to the other game on the other side of city centrr/. I went in n told them u give me brokn game n stuff plz gimme new 1. Then teh manag4r came n i told her i am lvl 50 n u bett3r fix my game nubcake.

You know, som3times u jus gotta show noobs how much u r ownage. So of corse this ub3r noob said K we f1x ur game for free n we r sry so i said nxt time i will sparton las3r ur pinkass shop n throw som stickys in ur mouth rofl n00obs these days rite?

So dnt let them steel frum u guyz let th4t be a lesson if u w4nna be pr0 liek me in RL too guyz never give up n let these n0obs w/jobs run ur lyf kay?

Anyweyz, grand theft auto EYE VEE is a c0ol game i will pwn u in it som day show u how t0 do re4l drive bys not liyk teh nubs in m0vies loooooll. K, C U bai.