Total Ownage

This film is nothing short of ownage. We liked it so much that we went and watched it again, and paid full price. The absence of orange Wednesday wouldn’t stop us from admiring that shiny suit which could blast tanks to kingdom come with toothpicks. We still couldn’t get enough of it so we went to look for more Iron Man material, from screensavers to bedspreads, and in the process we discovered that there was A WHOLE EXTRA SCENE at the end! How could we have missed that? I mean when we saw the odd few people sitting at the end of the movie watching credits, we thought they were just sad people living extremely boring lives. It only dawned on us afterwards. So when you watch it (no if’s) know there’s an extra scene at the end (has Nick Fury in it played as Samuel Jackson. I think he tries to steal Tony’s armor so Tony punches his eye out, which is how he gets the eye-patch, but I can’t really remember). Anyway, since this scene is after the credits and we missed it, we had to go and watch the whole thing again just so we could see it. Yup, we sat there through the whole credits reading every tom dick and harry that picked the filming locations, drove a car 10 feet or even straightened the towels. We even laughed at the nubs that walked out thinking how sad can they be? They pay for the movie then walk out before it finishes, they don’t even get to know who got special thanks, pff.

Guess what? For the first time in a major flick, brown people, in “salwar kameez”, speaking Urdu star as baddies! I bet they had to restrain themselves from doing pangreh mid filming.